Lieutenant Colonel Edward Akroyd (1810–1887), English manufacturer, was born into a textile manufacturing family in 1810, and when he died in 1887, he still owned the family firm. He inherited \"James Akroyd & Sons Ltd.\" from his father in 1847, and he became the owner of one of the country's largest worsted manufacturers.
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